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Reasons to Give Up Coffee
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| 11. |
You hate Sun Microsystems and all their products |
| 10. |
Company now requires punching out to use the bathroom |
| 9. |
You're operating too efficiently, finishing all your work well before the end of the day and therefore must slow down |
| 8. |
You accidentally discovered how Office Jesus makes the coffee |
| 7. |
Yesterday you passed a coffee bean |
| 6. |
You're disturbing your cubicle neighbours with screams of "Get them off me! Get them off me!" while you tear at your skin |
| 5. |
A homeless family has moved into your coffe mug |
| 4. |
It's time to give up on your effort to prove the "100 cups of coffee" effect shown in Futurama |
| 3. |
You were caught calling the brewer "my precious" |
| 2. |
Your pee is sold as an energy drink |
| 1. |
You haven't slept since the last Pope died |
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