Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just simply amazing.
One reader has a suggestion for the Believers...
Sent: Wednesday, September 07, 2005 1:03 PM
Shouldn't they be "BBelievers" instead of "Believers"?
He's right, I'll make it so.
This isn't a BBeliever, but it does come from Nigeria...
From: smart simpson [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 12:48 AM
This is Smart Simpson. I would like to make an order enquiry from your store but before we can proceed i would like to ask if you can ship internationally to my store in Lagos State Nigeria.
Also, i would like to know if you accept creditcards of Visa & MasterCard and i would like you to advice back asap if you accept creditcard and you can ship to my Branch store lagos State Nigeria. If you accept all the informations listed below do get back to me with your website and contact phone number for further consultment.
I await your response asap.
P;S:AND I WANT TO KNOW IF YOU CAN ASSIST IN GETTING US CELL PHONES FOR ONE OF OUR COMPANY BRANCH IN KENYA.YOU WILL BE COMPENSATED WITH $50.
I think I can put him in touch with Esenam about getting him some cell phones. He seems like a worthy recipient for his charity.
OK, now for the real BBelievers...
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2005 7:39 PM
Subject: nigerian money give a-way
I just read about the nigerian gentleman who wanted to give his money away. I believe I received an e-mail from him but it asked for money to send it to my bank account. I don't have any money, to poor to send money even to get money. Is this true? Is this still happening, because the article was from 2003. please let me know if this is real or a joke because it is cruel to give poor people hope and then dash it. I desperately need money just to live.
I must be cruel only to be funny.
Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 1:47 PM
Subject: I need finacial help fast
How can I get hold of this nigerian millionaire to goet help, Ihave cancer and my bills are backing up. I need a house and new car. Thank You <name snipped>, <address snipped>, Telephone Number <snipped>
A few moments later I get this message from the same guy...
Sent: Thursday, September 08, 2005 1:55 PM
Subject: Its Me Again
I wrote you about the millinaire, I can be emailed at email@example.com. Thank You
I don't think this guy was trying hard enough to get the sympathy vote.
This guy writes in about our story on hard drives being recalled because of the Coriolis Effect...
Sent: Sunday, September 11, 2005 4:34 PM
Subject: Bull Shit - Spin of the Earth or SPIN OF THE SHITE
Sorry, I am not fooled.
You probably failed physics in school. Are you trying to make am mends?
April the first is not the antipodean equivalent of Sept. 2.
Love and best wishes.
Whoa-ho, he sure got me didn't he. I've been zinged by the master! (I never failed a physics class).
BBenefits of BBspot
One reader wrote in to say there was a problem with a link (turns out it was a problem with his Shockwave install), but revealed one of the BBenefits of BBspot...
Sent: Friday, September 09, 2005 8:26 AM
Subject: Pengapop not playing ball
Just to let you know that as tempting as PengaPop looks (especially today) - it nukes my IE6! :(
Still a big fan of BBspot - after all, I got promoted twice in 1 year after reading it!!! Keep up the good work...
I enlarged the text, so you wouldn't miss the key point of the e-mail. Of course, he only received the promotions after making a copy of the website and sending it to 10 of his friends. If you need a raise or know somebody who does, BBspot could be the answer.
The preceding message was brought to by the BBspot World Domination 2010 Fund.
That's all for this week!
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