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Geek Pick-Up Lines: Part 5
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| 11. |
I entered the probability equation into my TI-89 Titanium Graphing calculator and it predicted you would go out with me, see! (hold up calculator) |
| 10. |
What's a nice girl like you doing on an unsecured webcam like this? |
| 9. |
Can I have a large coffee with sugar and your phone number, please? |
| 8. |
Do you prefer the static or expanding universe theory more? Because, since I first saw you, I'm expanding. |
| 7. |
That Princess Leia slave girl outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. |
| 6. |
You make me want to be an honest man, and register all my shareware. |
| 5. |
Yes, that is a real light saber replica in my pocket, but I'm still happy to see you. |
| 4. |
You're so beautiful, I'd take my Steve Austin action figure out of its original packaging for you. |
| 3. |
Do you want to come back to my place, and we can prank call George Lucas? |
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I don't mean to disturb you, but Heisenberg's Uncertainly Principle said I already did that by observing you. |
| 1. |
Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven, because p=mv and your velocity after falling that far would be incredible. |
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