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Thursday, December 15 12:00 PM ET

Gandalf, The Grey-Robed Wizard

By Scott Small

(To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer ")

Gandalf, The Grey-robed Wizard
Had a very naughty ring
He got from old Bilbo
Via Gollum and a now dead king

Gandalf gave it to a hobbit
Frodo was that hobbit's name
Who set out to destroy it
And again would never be the same

Then one dark and stormy night
Gollum came to say:
"Frodo has my precious, right?
I think his finger I will bite."

Then all the elves adored him
as they all set out to sea
Gandalf and Frodo Baggins
you'll go down in history!

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