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Wednesday, December 14 12:00 PM ET

Silent Geek

By Scott Small

(To the tune of "Silent Night ")

Cooling Fan, thermal paste
All is cool, in my case
Rounded cables increase air flow
Cathode lighting makes it all glow
See the heating decrease
See the heating decrease

CPU, Underclocked
That I bought from Overstock
Heat-pipes stream from in where they start
Exchanging the heat as they depart
All to download free pr0n
All to download free pr0n

Silent Sam, MS Flight
Dungeon Keep, Jedi Knight
Games I can play after the upgrade
Installed on a disk configured with RAID
Belongs to you, all my base
Belongs to you, all my base

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