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Monday, January 30 12:00 PM ET

Walk of Shame

By Damien Sorresso

(To the tune of "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day )

I drink a lonely glass
Only one that I will drink en masse
Don't know where I've been
But it's good to me and I drink alone

I see this empty flask
On the Sunday Morning Walk of Shame
When the town's asleep
and I'm the only one, man where's my car?

I drink alone
I drink alone

I drink alone
I drink a ...

My shadow's the only one that drinks beside me
My liver's the only one that keeps complaining
Sometimes I wish I'd stopped myself from driving
Til then I drink alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I'm walking on the line
Counting down from ten on down to nine
On the shoulder lane
On the edge and where I drove insane

Read the roadway signs
What's fucked up is S's look like 9's
Check my breathalyze
To know I'm pretty drunk 'cause I drink alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I drink alone
I drink a ...

My shadow's the only one that drinks beside me
My liver's the only one that keeps complaining
Sometimes I wish I'd stopped myself from driving
Til then I drink alone

Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Ah-ah, Aaaah-ah
Ah-ah, Ah-ah

I drink alone
I drink a ...

I see this empty flask
On the Sunday Morning Walk of Shame
When the town's asleep
and I'm the only one, man where's my car?

My shadow's the only one that drinks beside me
My liver's the only one that keeps complaining
Sometimes I wish I'd stopped myself from driving
Til then I drink alone

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