| (To the tune of "Candy" by Iggy Pop - Listen to Original (allow popup))
It's a Monday morning
Barely awake
Aroma from a newly opened bag
Coffee - ground down so fine
Chock-full-o Chock-full-o
Beans from the south
You burned my lips
and then you burned my mouth
I had a card that was given to me
Buy six and get one free
Coffee, coffee, coffee I can't drink you slow
I'd like a double latte
with extra foam
Coffee, coffee, coffee I drink you slow
Eyesight's hazy
Coffee save me
Yeah, well I was messed up real bad with decaf
I made a fresh pot
It's a strong brew
I've had a cup of freeze dried
it was wrong
It tasted like mud but
helped me along
Bottomless cup
The refills are free
I need caffeine
No tea
No tea
Coffee, coffee, coffee I can't drink you slow
I'd like a double latte
with extra foam
Coffee, coffee, coffee I can't drink you slow
Mind is hazy
I feel lazy
Coffee save me
Coffee, coffee, coffee I can't drink you slow
I'd like a double latte
with extra foam
Coffee coffee coffee
Eyesight's hazy
Coffee save me
Coffee save me
Coffee, coffee
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