| (To the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle " by Guns 'n' Roses )
Welcome Windows Vista for your Apps and Games
It's got three dee gadgets for messin' with our brains
We are the people that can charge whatever we may please
If you've got the money honey we got virus-ees
Windows Vista, Welcome Windows Vista
Brings your system to it's knees, knees
You're gonna need more speed
Welcome Windows Vista we'll take your money away
If you want direct x ten, four hundred bucks you'll pay
Aero's a very sexy look that's only eye candies
You can turn the gadgets on and watch your system freeze
Windows Vista, Welcome Windows Vista
See my, my, my frozen screen
OOh, it makes me wanna scream
Welcome Windows Vista it runs slower every day
Ya have to live with DRM so your CDs will not play
If you wonder where that setting's at, it's in the registry
You can find everything you want just don't expect to get it for free
Windows Vista, Welcome Windows Vista
Brings your system to it's knees, knees
You're gonna need more speed
And when it's high your system resources won't come down
Slow down, slow down, slow down....YEAH
You know where it's at?
It's at one hundred baby.. it's gonna DIEEE
Windows Vista, Welcome Windows Vista
Brings your system to it's knees, knees
Windows Vista, Welcome Windows Vista
See my, my, my frozen screen
Windows Vista, Welcome Windows Vista
Brings your system to it's knees, knees
Windows Vista Welcome Windows Vista
Watch it BSOD
It's gonna bring it down....HA!!
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