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Monday, March 5 12:00 PM ET

TV

By Scott Small

(To the tune of "Milkshake" by Kelis )

My TV gets all the signals HD
And they're like
It's ten-eighty-p (1080p)
Damn right it's 1080p
You can watch it
But it won't be free

You know you want one
A big screen TV
It's what you're saving up for
That plasma screen
It's size obscene
It must be seen

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warming up
Lala-lalala,
Your toy is waiting

My TV gets all the signals HD
And they're like
It's 1080p
Damn right it's 1080p
You can watch it
But it won't be free

I can see you droolin'
No one you are foolin'
It's out of your price range
It can't be bought
No money you got
You got jack squat

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warming up
Lala-lalala,
Your toy is waiting

My TV gets all the signals HD
And they're like
It's 1080p
Damn right it's 1080p
You can watch it
But it won't be free

Oh, once you've saved enough
Down to BestBuy you will go
You must make sure you're firm
Start out with a price that's low
And haggle upwards then
A price that you can spend
Conditions now are met
You got your TV set

[Chorus x2]
La la-la la la,
Warming up
Lala-lalala,
Your toy is waiting

My TV gets all the signals HD
And they're like
It's 1080p
Damn right it's 1080p
You can watch it
But it won't be free

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