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Things You Did Waiting in Line for the iPhone
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| 11. |
Made a sign with your blog URL on it for the TV crew. |
| 10. |
Decided which method of suicide would be most appropriate if you didn't get one. |
| 9. |
Pretended you recognized who Robert Scoble was. |
| 8. |
Drank Kool-Aid samples handed out by Apple Store geniuses. |
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Memorized the iPhone specs, so you were prepared to be interviewed by the press later. |
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Thought different (ok, not really). |
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Talked loudly about how Steve Jobs wanted to send you one, but you refused so you could wait in line like everybody else. |
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Wondered if the Apple Store would take your manga drawings in lieu of cash. |
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Secretly hoped that you'd be singled out to get the only iPhone in the store, and everyone else had to go home crying. |
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Contemplated if that guy behind you was gay. |
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Emailed Steve Jobs to tell him "you had me at i." |
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This one goes to 11.
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