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Friday, November 9 12:00 PM ET

The Black Hat Song

By Scott Small

(To the tune of "The Immigrant Song " by Led Zeppelin )

Ah, Ah
We come from the land of the one and o
Where the virii spread and the botnets grow
Average Windows users
Will spread our worms world-wide
To DoS attack, hacking and cracking:
RIAA, We are coming!
On the net with elves that bowl
Our only goal will be total control
Ah, Ah
We come from the land of the one and o
Where the virii spread and the botnets grow
How soft your security
Let's us in your system
To add the files for our backdoor
We are you uber-lords.
On the net with elves that bowl
Our only goal will be total control
So now you'd better stop and backup all your files
For firewalls won't hold us back
When we decide to attack

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