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Thursday, September 4 12:00 PM ET

I Still Haven't Found the Droids I'm Looking For

By Scott Small

(To the tune of "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by U2 )

I have searched entire planets
I even crossed the Dune Sea
Only to find Artoo
Only to find Artoo
Jawas run
Sand Crawlers
On droids they put restrictive collars
Restrictive collars
That jam up Artoo

But I still haven't found the droids I'm looking for
But I still haven't found the droids I'm looking for

I have seen Mos Eisley ships
Felt the Force of Jedi tricks
It told me I'm wrong
Move along, move along

I have followed the Bantha tracks
And survived Sand People attacks
I was luckier by far
Than Baroo and Owen Lars

But I still haven't found the droids I'm looking for
But I still haven't found the droids I'm looking for

I believe the droids will be found
And cheers of joy will then resound
Cheers will resound
Well, yes I'm still searching

You froze Han Solo
Put Leia in chains
Built a Death Star
But still you claim
I'm to blame
For losing Threepio

But I still haven't found the droids I'm looking for
But I still haven't found the droids I'm looking for
But I still haven't found the droids I'm looking for

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