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Tuesday, November 24, 12:00 AM EDT

More Signs You're at a Geek's House for Thanksgiving


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11. Answers door with "Temba, his arms wide."
10. After dinner everyone makes a saving throw against napping.
9. Instead announced dinner's ready calls for Red Alert
8. Turkey outfitted with fans to keep it cool, and neon lights to make it glow.
7. Instead of football on in the background, Mythbusters marathon
6. Your host is pretending the carving knife is a light saber.
5. They have soylent green bean casserole.
4. Old hard drive platters being used as coasters.
3. Table centerpiece is a Higgs boson particle.
2. Criticizes cook with "I find your lack of basting disturbing."
1. Turkey traditionally served 8 bits at a time.


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