Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without
the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing
because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of
the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just
Those Shakira fans sure are bright bulbs. ...
I found that link after receiving these next two e-mails in quick
succession. I knew something was up...
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 6:27 PM
Subject: Shakira's ass
Shakira is very eutiful, if you ask me the most beutiful & talented
singer out there. Her new Dvd/Cd "Live & Off The Record" is
very cool, very unique.
From: EDGAR (shaki-fan)
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 6:20 PM
Subject: S H A K I R A
I agree, Shakira's ass is very....very "great"
I even think it is better that Jlo's ass. This girl has everything,
face, body(ass), Talent, exept bobbys, so that we dont confuse
them whit mountains!
Gotta love them bobbys!
Any time you write something
about Jesus you're bound to get
a couple e-mails...
Sent: Saturday, April 17, 2004 11:58 PM
Why do you allow JESUS to be disrespected? I'm serious. You are not that kind
of person . Why then?
You don't know me very well, do you?
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 9:17 AM
You run a cool website and have provided a lot of funny articles
over time, but sorry man, the last article on Jesus just went
too far...I know you don't have any sacred cows in your life,
but this is one thats worthwhile getting 'sacred' about...I
never used to believe it myself, but Jesus transforms lives
and I recommend giving him a go...see you 'round...
Thanks for the suggestion, but I think I'll pass.
From: p k
Sent: Tuesday, April 13, 2004 11:13 PM
Subject: I, Robot...how disappointing.
(Preface: compliment site in general. State length of readership.
Declare that once you totally got a letter posted in the mailbag.
Act as if this means you two are close friends. Compliment site
again in a jocular manner. Move on to actual topic.)
I'm writing because I'm pissed off at the new "I,
So pissed off, in fact, that I'd appreciate it if you would
take a look at this petition here.
You see, I'm pissed off because I'm a geek. I'm a geek
who always used to like to read science fiction. And I hear
one of my favorite books into a movie. Hurray. They did that
to Minority Report and LotR and both were good. And now I see
instead "I, Robot" will be trash. Completely unlike
I know online petitions do absolutely nothing (especially with
no signatures) but I decided I might as well send it to every email
address I know. You fool, placing your email out there for the
entire world to see!
P K is now my new best friend.
Not everybody agreed with our choice for the top
prize. One reader was inspired to write a limerick about it...
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2004 10:33 AM
Subject: Geek limerick winner... my gawd!
The winning limerick droned on
I read the damn thing until dawn
Longer than Lord of the Rings
There needed to be more Kings
Or at least some effects to rely upon
Sign of the Apocalypse
BBspotter Rob sent this picture in...
That's all for this week!
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