Short Update
I've posted a couple stories and have done some general maintenance behind the scenes on the site, but there's still a lot of work to be done to have anything…
Wizards of the Coast to Create OGL Using Dice Rolls
Renton, WA - Wizards of the Coast (WotC), creators of the Dungeons and Dragons role playing game, announced that it would scrap the newly updated version of the Open Gaming…
Elon Musk Announces He Will Be the Twitter Algorithm
San Francisco, CA - Using technology from Neuralink Elon Musk announced that he would interface his brain with Twitter servers and become the algorithm. "The stack is beyond help, so…
Valve Contracts George R. R. Martin to Complete Half-Life Story
Seattle, WA - It has been ten years since the last installment of Half-Life hit the shelves, but Gordon Freeman fans might not have much longer to wait for Half-Life…
TSA Bans Exploding iPhones on Airplanes
Washington D. C. - Due to a rash of exploding iPhones, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has banned airline passengers from bringing the phones on board the airplane. Passengers will…
Twitter Unveils New Premium Accounts
San Francisco, CA – Twitter co-founder and CEO Evan Williams today announced part of the company's long-awaited business model: Twitter Premium accounts. Twitter has experienced phenomenal growth since its inception,…
Hackers Successfully Install Linux on a Potato
Amsterdam, Netherlands – Hackers from the LinuxOnAnything.nl Web site successfully installed Linux on a potato. It's the first time the operating system has been successfully installed on a root vegetable.…
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
Los Angeles, CA – A thirteen-year-old girl posing as a record executive on MySpace has lured several bands to Los Angeles with promises of a record contract. Members of Fonix…
Bush Proposes Faith-Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Washington D.C. – President Bush announced that by 2008 all government computers should be protected from outside attacks by the faith-based firewall called Protection From Above (PFA) from Houston-based software…
Microsoft’s AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer
Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics…