Elon Musk Lights Up Billion-Dollar Bonfire at X HQ, Inspires Fans to Incinerate their Savings

San Francisco, CA - In a display of financial braggadocio that would make Scrooge McDuck blush, billionaire space oddity Elon Musk commenced a one-man bonfire yesterday, directly outside the headquarters…

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Twitter Takes Unprecedented Steps Towards Community ‘Well-being’ by Imposing a Limit on Eye Blinks Per Tweet

San Francisco, CA - In an audacious move aimed at preserving server stability, Elon Musk's Twitter has begun to impose yet another mind-boggling constraint: limiting the number of eye blinks…

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