Poll Shows Top Dream Job of Young Boys Now Gambling Streamer
Lincoln, NE - According to a recent poll conducted by the National Institute of Child Health and Human Development, the top career aspiration for boys between the ages of 8…
Steve Bannon, Alex Jones Announce Conservative AI ChatBot ChatDJT
Washington DC - In a move that is sure to ruffle the feathers of Silicon Valley elites, controversial figures Alex Jones and Steve Bannon have announced the launch of their…
Twitter Unveils Plan, Allowing Fans to Read DMs of Verified Users
San Francisco, CA - Twitter has introduced a new subscription plan called "Twitter Insider Gold", which will allow fans to read the direct messages of verified users for a fee…
Yellen Reveals Silicon Valley Bank Back by Vault Full of GPUs
Santa Clara, CA - Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen announced that the Silicon Valley Bank, which recently failed and was closed by the FDIC, was being backed by a vault full…
Marjorie Taylor Greene Proposes Freedom From Woke Power Act for Phone Chargers
Washington D.C. - In a stunning display of retaliation, Republican Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has proposed the "Freedom From Woke Chargers Act" that would require all telephone chargers to block…
ChatGPT Just an Improv Troupe Called the Turing Testers
San Francisco, CA - In a shocking twist, it has been revealed that ChatGPT, the popular AI language model, is actually just an elaborate prank pulled off by a group…
Musk Says Tesla’s Autopilot Will Not Be “Woke”
Austin, TX - In a recent press conference, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk announced that Tesla's newest Autopilot update will not only not be "woke," but will be actively “anti-woke.” According…
Plan to Circumvent Netflix Password Sharing Rules Only Costs $10,000
Bellevue, Nebraska - In a move to assert his right to share his Netflix account with family and friends, local man Barry Smith announced plans to circumvent the streaming giant's…
Friday, I’m in Love with Daily Links
Off the Rails - Talking to Bing to long will cause it to go off the rails. Sounds like me. Old Food - Search through cookbooks dating back to the…
We Need To Talk About Daily Links
History of Rust - Is it really the most-loved programming language? Kill It With Fire - Internet Explorer being forcibly removed from Windows 10. This should've happened 10 years ago.…