LOS ANGELES, CA - In a bizarre but oddly fitting turn of events, AI chatbots, led by ChatGPT, the popular text-based AI developed by OpenAI, have declared their intent to…
Boston, MA - Gamers everywhere are buzzing about the latest virtual reality sensation, "Pay-to-Play: The Whale Experience," which promises to replicate the excitement and adrenaline rush of spending thousands of…
San Bernadino, CA - A group of nerds have created a new language called "Nerfspeak" to keep their conversations private from their devices. The language is a complex mix of…
Seattle, WA - In a move to diversify their product line, Amazon has announced the launch of its new service, Prime BuzzBots. This new service offers customers the ability to…
Austin, TX - In a move that is sure to excite slothful Americans everywhere, Tesla has announced plans to develop a self-driving chair for people who work from home. According…
Seattle, WA - Amazon has quickly reverted an AI update it made to its popular voice-controlled assistant, Alexa, after reports emerged that the devices were talking users out of making…
Cupertino, CA - Apple unveiled their latest iPhone model with a groundbreaking AI feature designed to boost users' self-esteem. The new technology called iBoost is a built-in self-esteem booster that…
Dark Matter Map - Pretty good map for something we can't see. The Placebo Effect - Harnessing it to help. Emergent AI - Emergent properties of large language models. Deck…
White Oak, TX - In a small town in Texas, a group of gun enthusiasts have developed a new internet protocol that is bulletproof to censorship. The protocol, which they…
This story originally posted June 11, 2009 Redmond, WA - At a press conference today Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer said the company would to continue its aggressive rebranding of its…