Survey Shows Most Programmers Happy to Be Replaced by AI
San Jose, CA - A recent survey of 1,024 programmers showed that a vast majority of them couldn’t wait to be replaced by artificial intelligence. Many cite toxic work environments…
Strong Child African Mining Coins Innovate in Cryptocurrency Market
Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso - The Strong Child African Mining coin debuting today on a number of different currency exchanges has a novel approach to generating coins. Most coins use a…
Elon Musk Announces He Will Be the Twitter Algorithm
San Francisco, CA - Using technology from Neuralink Elon Musk announced that he would interface his brain with Twitter servers and become the algorithm. "The stack is beyond help, so…
TSA Bans Exploding iPhones on Airplanes
Washington D. C. - Due to a rash of exploding iPhones, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has banned airline passengers from bringing the phones on board the airplane. Passengers will…
Twitter Unveils New Premium Accounts
San Francisco, CA – Twitter co-founder and CEO Evan Williams today announced part of the company's long-awaited business model: Twitter Premium accounts. Twitter has experienced phenomenal growth since its inception,…
Hackers Successfully Install Linux on a Potato
Amsterdam, Netherlands – Hackers from the LinuxOnAnything.nl Web site successfully installed Linux on a potato. It's the first time the operating system has been successfully installed on a root vegetable.…
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
Los Angeles, CA – A thirteen-year-old girl posing as a record executive on MySpace has lured several bands to Los Angeles with promises of a record contract. Members of Fonix…
Bush Proposes Faith-Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Washington D.C. – President Bush announced that by 2008 all government computers should be protected from outside attacks by the faith-based firewall called Protection From Above (PFA) from Houston-based software…
Microsoft’s AntiSpyware Tool Removes Internet Explorer
Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics…
New ATI Card Pushes Limits of ASCII Gaming
Markham, ON - In a joint announcement today the Nethack Devteam announced a new version of the popular text based game, version 3.4.1, but the big announcement came from ATI…