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Wednesday, April 21 12:00 PM EDT

Things George W. Bush Wishes He Hadn't Said

10. "I'm living la vida coca!!!"
9. "Me and Marion Barry are gonna have a good time!!!"
8. "Read my lips.  No nude Texans."
7. "Tipper Gore is a hottie!!!!"
6. "Jeb's the smart one.  I'm the good looking one."
5. "Can anyone say Desert Storm II?"
4. "Watch out Al Gore.  I'm from Texas.  Remember what happened to JFK?"
3. "Thank you Mr. Falwell, may I have another? AAAAHHH!!"
2. "Will you get it straight.  I'm NOT anti-Catholic.   I'm anti-Jew."
1. "Quiero comer Jennifer Lopez."

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