Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine

11. Check the auction house in WoW.
10. Complain about how many unread emails they have.
9. Ask if Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been released yet.
8. Check to see how many more ways Facebook has violated their privacy.
7. Inject the Internet directly into their brain.
6. Show everyone the cool drawings of monsters they did with the coal dust.
5. Decide whether to drink only one 2-liter of Mountain Dew or six.
4. Refuse to climb into the rescue pod saying they like it down here.
3. Do an imitation of Gollum.
2. Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster for keeping him alive.
1. Beg and plead for mercy sex.

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