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Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
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11. |
Check the auction house in WoW. |
10. |
Complain about how many unread emails they have. |
9. |
Ask if Half-Life 2: Episode 3 has been released yet. |
8. |
Check to see how many more ways Facebook has violated their privacy. |
7. |
Inject the Internet directly into their brain. |
6. |
Show everyone the cool drawings of monsters they did with the coal dust. |
5. |
Decide whether to drink only one 2-liter of Mountain Dew or six. |
4. |
Refuse to climb into the rescue pod saying they like it down here. |
3. |
Do an imitation of Gollum. |
2. |
Praise the Flying Spaghetti Monster for keeping him alive. |
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Beg and plead for mercy sex. |
This one goes to 11.
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