Reasons to Not Break Microsoft In Two
||Microsoft investors know this is the first
sign of the apocalypse.
||This would make Steve Ballmer angry. You
wouldn't like Steve Ballmer angry... (cue Hulk music)
||Tough to double Microsoft joke output,
at high levels such as it already is.
||Everybody knows that it takes at least
3 versions of Microsoft before you get anything good.
||Two wrongs do not make a right.
||There are already enough companies producing
bloated, overpriced software.
||Bill Gates makes a better richest man
in the world than Larry Ellison
||Already sick of the phrase "Baby
||Pictures of Janet Reno and Joel Klein
doing a victory dance.
||Gates would head Microsoft, Ballmer would
head new company called Ballsoft.
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