Reasons Not to Laugh At Bill Gates
for Being Second Richest Person in the World
As you may have read Bill Gates dropped from the top of the rich list. Here's
some reasons why you shouldn't be laughing.
||$54.0 Billion - Your Assets = $54.0
||Head of Wal-Mart at the top of list not
much of a consolation.
||Friends might see you laughing and think
you're just a poseur Goth.
||Laughing at the misery of others is not
||Could still pay to have you killed 5.4
||There are so many other reasons to laugh
at Gates, this one just not worthy.
||May start charging for software instead
of freely distributing it.
||Wouldn't want to ruin chance at getting
piece of inheritance, no matter how improbable that is.
||He didn't laugh at you when he found out
you were named "Second Biggest Loser in the World."
||OK, go ahead, laugh if you want.
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