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Wednesday, April 21 12:00 PM EDT

Reasons Not to Laugh At Bill Gates for Being Second Richest Person in the World

As you may have read Bill Gates dropped from the top of the rich list.  Here's some reasons why you shouldn't be laughing.

10. $54.0 Billion  - Your Assets = $54.0 Billion
9. Head of Wal-Mart at the top of list not much of a consolation.
8. Friends might see you laughing and think you're just a poseur Goth.
7. Laughing at the misery of others is not proper etiquette.
6. Could still pay to have you killed 5.4 million times.
5. There are so many other reasons to laugh at Gates, this one just not worthy.
4. May start charging for software instead of freely distributing it.
3. Wouldn't want to ruin chance at getting piece of inheritance, no matter how improbable that is.
2. He didn't laugh at you when he found out you were named "Second Biggest Loser in the World."
1. OK, go ahead, laugh if you want.

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