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Wednesday, June 21 12:00 PM EDT

Reasons Not to Off Your Co-Worker

11. No one to play Network Hearts with.
10. Can you say "double the work?"
9. Sound of gunshot might wake him up.
8. Life in prison would be more entertaining, but pays slightly less.
7. Bloodstains violate company dress code.
6. According to your boss there is no "crazed loner gunman" in T-E-A-M.
5. Cheney will probably die of a heart attack anyway.
4. The boss is already suspicious since Mike and Trisha bit the dust.
3. You need a victim to whom you can hand off the "I'm computer illiterate, but..." tech calls.
2. You'd have to figure out how the coffee machine works.
1. Shouting "I'm gonna kill you, I"m gonna fucking kill you," to him in front of everyone in the meeting last week would probably make you the prime suspect.

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