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Reasons You Haven't Patched IIS Yet
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| 11. |
You already patched it with Apache. |
| 10. |
Waiting to stop laughing from the Ballmer
video. |
| 9. |
Jimmy's mom doesn't make him patch HIS
server! |
| 8. |
Don't need a firewall. There's an extinguisher
on the wall like 6 feet away. |
| 7. |
Living dangerously is my middle name. |
| 6. |
Too busy with the letter-writing campaign. |
| 5. |
Just found the flight simulator in Excel
97 and can't be bothered. |
| 4. |
Still got the shakes from all the Code
Red Mountain Dew I drank. |
| 3. |
Can't pay the techs until we get paid
our banner ad revenue. |
| 2. |
Skipped that class in MCSE training. Crossing
fingers. |
| 1. |
Waiting to install all the patches at
one time. |
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