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Friday  March 17  9:55 AM ET

PETA Members Shown
Food Chain - Disband

By Brian Briggs

New York City - In a startling development members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) disbanded after being shown a basic food chain chart by Marion High School Biology teacher Fred McInnes.

Food Chain"I was surprised that they weren't aware how the food chain worked,"
said McInnes.  "I just showed them the basic food chain (pictured left) with humans on top."

"He showed us the chart and it was like somebody turned the lights on," said the PETA President.  "We're at the top.  We can eat anything below us.   That  makes my job useless.  I never looked at it that way."

After showing the chart to several members an emergency board meeting was called.   By a vote of 12-0, PETA was disbanded.  "I'm really kind of heartbroken," PETA member Jenny Golsen said.  "I'm looking forward to getting that new fur coat though.  Does this mean I can eat a hamburger?   Yee-haw!"

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