| First Placeby "Cowboy" Ben Alman
 There once was a luser named fred,who one day used grep, awk, and sed.
 He parsed a huge text stream,
 used regexps to the extreme,
 and now his file's tail is its head.
 Second Place
 by Ben "SuperFraggle" Green
           function createLimmerick(){var scanning=terriblySlick;
 if(lines==5)
 &&rhyme=="live"
 do(laugh(); performNewTrick();)}
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