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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

First Annual Geek Limerick Contest

First Place
by "Cowboy" Ben Alman

There once was a luser named fred,
who one day used grep, awk, and sed.
He parsed a huge text stream,
used regexps to the extreme,
and now his file's tail is its head.

Second Place

by Ben "SuperFraggle" Green

function createLimmerick(){
var scanning=terriblySlick;
do(laugh(); performNewTrick();)}

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