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Signs You're Becoming a Geek
By Thom Kokenge & Victor De Long
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| 11. |
Monitor tan. |
| 10. |
Before heading to the bathroom you inform
your friends you're off to
download and log out. |
| 9. |
You become physically ill at the mention
of the RIAA, and visibly excited at the mention of object-oriented
programming. |
| 8. |
You have a poster on your wall of the
Linux penguin. |
| 7. |
You're mad because all your friends got
goodnight kisses after prom, but your sister just slugged you in
the arm and said "Thanks, bro." |
| 6. |
You think having twice as many computers
as there are people in the house is a bare minimum. |
| 5. |
You feel that living life like the movie "tron" wouldn't
be so bad. |
| 4. |
In your little black book, you list (both)
the girls you know in order by IP address. |
| 3. |
You can type faster than you can speak |
| 2. |
When your shrink says "Mother .
. . " you say " . . . Board." |
| 1. |
If, by some happy accident, you someday
have kids, you want to name them after your favorite fonts. |
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