Top 11
Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
The BBook of Geek
Mental Floss
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
Jokes Gallery
Funny Pictures
More Links

Friday, October 25 12:00 AM EDT

Oct 24 - Nov 21
You will never forget the look of horror on your roommate's face when he finds out you are almost blind. But, hey, anyone can get paprika and cyanide mixed up, right?

Nov 22 - Dec 21
The neighborhood kids trick or treating at your house aren't as impressed as you thought they would be by the Boba Fett heads you meticulously carved out of onions for them.

Dec 22 - Jan 19
Life may be uncertain, but you can always be sure that somewhere out there, there is a psychotic, mutant horse willing to kick you in the face.

Jan 20 - Feb 18
With Halloween quickly approaching you'll finally have one day where people won't think you're a dork for going cubicle to cubicle in search of candy.

Feb 19 - Mar 20
Never eat spinach with a stranger.

Mar 21 - Apr 19
You'll discover just how much time flies when you spend 6 hours debating PC games vs. consoles with your 8 year old nephew.

Apr 20 - May 20
You really can't expect your bladder to hold out the WHOLE board meeting. Turn your embarrassment into corporate success!!

May 21 - June 21
It's been a year since the operation and still no one has worked up the nerve to ask you about the third eyebrow.

June 22 - July 22
'Tis better to have loved and lost than to have your porn AVIs discovered by your mom.

July 23 - Aug 22
Whether coding or writing papers for school you'll live your motto this week: "It's better to be drunk than right."

Aug 23 - Sep 22
This week will be full of deja vu. This week will be full of deja vu.

Sep 23 - Oct 23
Your increased interest in politics is admirable, but I don't think picketing in front of Verant against Everquest inflation really counts.

Follow on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter
Facebook Fan Us on Facebook
Amazon Find the BBook


  Politics Contact FAQs

Copyright 1999-2023 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a tech satire news and geek humor source, and meant to be funny.
If you are easily offended, gullible, or don't have a sense of humor, we suggest you go elsewhere. Those without the geek gene activated should also avoid this site.