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Wednesday, June 9 12:00 PM EDT

Unlikely Mutant Superheroes

11. Barrag - Able to soak up small beverage spills and vomit.
10. Mastermind - Uses ESP to guess the order and colors of the enemy's ammo.
9. Retina - Has the ability to shoot his eyeballs from their sockets. May be used twice.
8. Hotdog - Can chew up various meat byproducts and excrete edible sausages.
7. Sprinkle - Creates a mildly annoying mist at will.
6. Freedom - Her body adjusts to fit comfortably into any clothing.
5. Triclops - Third eye really freaks out his enemies.
4. Catheter - Straw-like fingers helpful for draining fluids
3. Thermic - His hands can make things room temperature.
2. Translucid - Can almost become invisible.
1. Osmosis - Cannot get the crap beat out of him, because he has no bowels.

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