Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without
the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing
because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of
the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just
I just choose names
at random for my stories, and I chose Janet Fitch as my hypothetical
developer at Blizzard Entertainment for the upcoming Lord
of the Dance Expansion. Much to my surprise I received an
e-mail from a Mr. Fitch at Blizzard....
From: xxxxxxx Fitch [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Tuesday, September 30, 2003 7:40 PM
Subject: Did not
I just spoke with my mother, and she says she said no such
Janet Fitch, lead developer at Blizzard Entertainment, said, "I
think gamers are going to be really excited to play the Leaper
and the Fiddler classes. They've got some great skills. They're
also going to be wowed by the Assassin's Plié Attack,
the Druid's Dance of Thunder and the Barbarian's Spinning Hip
I don't get much hate mail unless I make fun of religion or Macs,
so I was surprised to get one about the zombie
Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2003 3:27 PM
Subject: RIAA Zombies
WINNER OF TODAY'S BAD TASTE AWARD
That article was tasteless, tacky and upsetting. The photo
was disgusting. Please be more considerate in the future.
Generally, I enjoy BBSpot.
The second Hater this week is wondering about the Kill
Bill trailer review....
Sent: Friday, September 26, 2003 8:21 AM
Subject: kill bill
errr, not too impressed with the kill bill reviewer:
"Kill Bill is the fourth film by director Quentin Tarantino."
dusk tild awn
unless there is time travel here then that quote is bollox
True Romance and From Dusk Till Dawn were not directed by
Tarantino, and geez the trailer itself says it's the fourth
movie directed by him. Chill.
Will the Real
Will Smith Please Stand Up?
Gosh, I'm flattered that the Fresh Prince himself wants some BBspot
From: will smith [mailto:email@example.com]
Sent: Sunday, September 21, 2003 9:47 AM
Subject: urgent respond now
i am an actor will smith i based in the states and i am willing to buy some
items from your ,and also will be paying with my credit card ,
i will like you to calculate the total cost of my items forme as soon as
you get the items i need.
this items are needed urgently in nigeria ,my client's country also,
do help me out because i have a lot of customers i am willing to introduce
to you ,to do business with you in the near future.
i will appreciate if you can allow me the chance to buy from your
I based in reality. I think you not really Will Smith. Real
Will Smith have hotmail account not Yahoo. You try trick me.
I tell Jada.
More Bad News
for Return of the King
Looks like Jar-jaromir isn't
the only thing Lord of the Rings fans are going to get upset about...
That's all for this week!
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