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Ways Peter Jackson Could Ruin The Return of the King
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| 11. |
At the end Gandalf seen stroking the ring
in black robes saying, "My preciousss." Setting up Lord
of the Rings: Part IV. |
| 10. |
Legolas and Aragorn competing to see who
can toss Gimli over the Crack of Doom. |
| 9. |
Immortals sailing off to the west to the
tune of Styx's "Come Sail Away." |
| 8. |
Gollum swallowing ring, they have to wait
a few days for it to come out. |
| 7. |
Gandalf talks orcs into union labor strike
against Sauron, there is no huge battle scene. |
| 6. |
Citizens of Gondor overthrowing Aragorn's
monarchy and install a representative democracy. |
| 5. |
Side plot involving disgruntled rock bands
whose Monsters of Pelennor concert gets interrupted by giant
battle. |
| 4. |
Scouring of the shire replaced with massive
hobbit rave-orgy. |
| 3. |
Gollum biting off Frodo's hand then revealing
he is Frodo's father. |
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Revealing that hobbits are short because
of a genetic defect caused by toxic runoff from Rivendell. |
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Sam holding up 9.5 after Gollum dives
into Crack of Doom. Exchanging high 4s with Frodo. |
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