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Monday, March 1 12:00 AM EST

Third Annual Geek Limerick Contest


Another month another chance to dazzle fellow BBspotters with your creativity. Compose a limerick with a geeky topic, and you could win one of the fabulous prizes. Please take a look at the official rules below before sending in your entry. Limericks will be judged on creativity, geekiness, and since this is a humor site the humorosity of the limerick. If you need any rhyming help check out Rhymezone.

1st Place: $40 Thinkgeek gift certificate

2nd Place: One Item of Your Choice from the BBshop

If you need a limerick refresher course, I've made up a few examples below, or you can check out last year's winners.


We're waiting for Episode III
To see just how bad it will be
But some hold out hope
That George is no dope
The rest will just sneak in for free.

There once was a virus - MyDoom
That caused all the geeks lots of gloom
They were determined and bound
The virus writer they found
And skewered his ass with a broom

The coolest remote controlled cars
Are way up there roving on Mars
The ultimate goal
Does Mars have a soul
Or is life around other stars?

Official rules: Please send your own previously unpublished limerick to By sending in your limerick you give us rights to publish the limerick on, but you can keep the rights to publish it in your book of geek limericks. The limerick must be received by March 31st to be eligible to win. You can send in multiple entries, but you are only eligible to win one of the prizes. Winners will be announced in April!


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