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Wednesday, March 10 12:00 AM EST

Things You’d Hate to Hear Yelled from Your Cubicle Farm

11. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
10. "What does "Are you sure you want to format Primary Domain Controller Volume C: (y/n)" mean?"
9. "Ha ha! Check it out. My monitor rattles when I shake it like this."
8. "OK everybody, to the conference room for a long meeting."
7. ”No you shouldn't put a toothpick in your CPU fan to make it quieter. Consequently you should think about buying a new computer.”
6. "Halon, what's halon?"
5. ”Wow! Look at what happens to my monitor when I wave this magnet over it! “
4. "Eww, who cut open a tauntaun?"
3. "I think I'll cut the blue wire."
2. "Hey, who broke my ant farm?"
1. "I really don't think that's ricin. Why don't you snort it and find out."

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