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Monday, April 12 12:00 AM EDT

Third Annual Geek Limerick Contest


By D3
I found me a C64,
to impress the tech babe on my floor.
But when I start showing
all the PEEKing and POKEing
she yells "PERV" and runs for the door!

By Seth Brown
The Internet is a great forum;
We can mock people when we abhor 'em.
And if you don't believe
What the web can achieve,
Then just Google our dear friend Santorum.

By Chase Roden
I use SSH, WEP, and all that
In case of a network attack.
But the one thing I say
Will keep Ashcroft at bay
Is my hand-made aluminum hat.

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