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Wednesday, April 7 12:00 PM EDT

Stormtrooper Pet Peeves

11. "Bathroom in a Bag" uniform attachment gets leaky sometimes.
10. Health plan doesn't cover "laser burn."
9. Annoying hum of tie fighters makes it hard to concentrate during battles.
8. Constant "helmet hair."
7. Tired of appearing on Tatooine's Funniest Home Videos.
6. Cloned family members always bugging you for job.
5. Only thing plastic "armor" stops is you from moving quickly.
4. They only show the dumb stuff we do in the movies, none of our great accomplishments or charity work.
3. Helmet not rated for impact with control room door.
2. Nobody ever asks you how you are.
1. Never seem to find the droids you're looking for.

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