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Wednesday, May 12 12:00 PM EDT

Signs You're Eating Too Much Junk Food

11. You build a new house - out of empty styrofoam containers you had lying around.
10. Everyone's started to write your name in bold.
9. You've convinced yourself that a corndog counts as a vegetable.
8. You open your server case and find a Twinkie... and you eat it.
7. You find out that music pirates can get scurvy.
6. The 7-11 has to close to restock after you leave.
5. Even your avatar looks fat.
4. You can grease a pan just by rubbing it against your cheek.
3. More than 20% of the keys on your keyboard are stuck because of excess Frito crumbs.
2. You once called your local pizza guy "mom."
1. You accidentally ate a couple of happy meal toys because they smelled like french fries.

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