Top 11
Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
The BBook of Geek
Mental Floss
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
Jokes Gallery
Funny Pictures
More Links

Friday, October 15 12:00 AM ET

Sep 23 - Oct 23
Your preparations for your December Lord of the Rings Extended Editions marathon will begin this week when you purchase a catheter.

Oct 24 - Nov 21
Even though you got confused and thought Halloween was on the last day of September, nobody noticed you dressed up like a bum. Take a hint and buy some new clothes.

Nov 22 - Dec 21
The stars want you to mod your PC using only road kill.

Dec 22 - Jan 19
You find out the hard way that it's not an effective defense to install a firewall... from a '72 Buick.

Jan 20 - Feb 18
You raise the age old question, "Why is it that the Network Sniffer always goes straight for the Network Crotch?"

Feb 19 - Mar 20
Your new avatar makes baby jesus cry

Mar 21 - Apr 19
Your coworkers point out that it's not appropriate to say "May the force be with you" when somebody sneezes.

Apr 20 - May 20
That new computer system you have is awesome, learning to use the mouse with no fingers, less so.

May 21 - June 21
If you can't beat them, or join them, try drinking lots of beer. Maybe that will make you cool enough.

June 22 - July 22
Try not to force your opinion on others. Instead, opt for brainwashing or hypnosis to get your point of view through to them.

July 23 - Aug 22
This will be a good week to finally tell your parents your girlfriend isn't real, but an imaginary cross-dressing newt.

Aug 23 - Sep 22
That guy who sold you the hard drives on Ebay is full of crap. There is no RAID 37.

Follow on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter
Facebook Fan Us on Facebook
Amazon Find the BBook


  Politics Contact FAQs

Copyright 1999-2023 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a tech satire news and geek humor source, and meant to be funny.
If you are easily offended, gullible, or don't have a sense of humor, we suggest you go elsewhere. Those without the geek gene activated should also avoid this site.