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Wednesday, October 6 12:00 PM ET

Signs You're in a Geek Kitchen

11. The stove has been sanded and given a layer of cooling paste for optimum performance
10. The only cook book is entitled "cooking with Mountain Dew"
9. On the counter there's an ATI All-In-Blender
8. Less food in the fridge than in the keyboard
7. Instead of Flour, Sugar, Coffee and Tea the cannisters are marked Soylent Red, Soylent Yellow, Soylent Green and Soylent Blue
6. The fridge is modded with a plexi-panel so you can see inside without opening it
5. The freezer is filled with dead hard drives
4. The heating elements on the stove are overclocked Athlons
3. The only kitchen tools: A Leatherman and a Dreml
2. The microwave runs linux: it cooks 20% more efficiently and never leaves a cold spot
1. The kitchen table is covered in old pc parts


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