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Wednesday, January 12 12:00 PM ET

Yo Momma Insults for Nethack


11. Yo momma's so ugly, her charisma goes up when she's polymorphed into an ochre jelly.
10. Yo momma's so fat, her ass can't fit in a blessed bag of holding.
9. Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks eating an acid blob will make her hallucinate.
8. Yo momma's so fat, thrones vanish in a puff of fear as her rear gets near!
7. Yo momma's so stupid she thinks cockatrice is another word for a three way.
6. Yo momma's breath is so bad, she turns basilisks to stone.
5. Yo momma's so stupid, mindflayer's heads implode when they suck her brain.
4. Yo momma's so colorblind, she can't tell the difference between dwarf king and a dwarf lord.
3. Yo momma's so stupid, she broke her wand of wishing.
2. Yo momma's so old, she's tainted.
1. Yo momma's so ugly, the incubi flee.


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