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Wednesday, May 11 12:00 PM ET

Misappropriated Star Wars Quotes

11. "That's no moon. It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos."
10. "All right, but apart from the sanitation droids, bionic limbs, hyper-drive, moisture vaporators, galactic order, abolisment of slavery, star charts, the compact and efficient central government and interplanetary free trade, what has the Empire ever done for us?"
9. "Ani, do you like movies about Jedi Knights?"
7. "I have this friend and he waved his hand and told the cable guy you will give me free cable and then he got all the movie channels for free. You ever hear of anything like that?"
6. "The greatest trick the Sith Lords ever pulled was convincing the world they didn't exist."
5. "There's a big snake in the trash, Luke! I hate snakes!"
4. "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Death Star!"
3. "The first rule of the rebel alliance is we don't talk about the rebel alliance."
2. "You know, like light saber skills, mind control skills, droid hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills."

"I love my dead gay droid."

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