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Wednesday, June 15 12:00 PM ET

Yo Momma Insults for Sci-Fi

11. Yo momma's so fat, she fills more than three dimensions.
10. Yo momma's so ugly, even the Borg wouldn't assimilate her.
9. Yo momma's so fat, she needs two escape pods to leave the ship.
8. Yo momma's so fat, she turned ringworld into ellipseworld.
7. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes robots rethink the first law.
6. Yo momma's so fat, she gets stuck in wormholes.
5. Yo momma's so dumb she thinks the answer to the life, the universe and everything is 41.
4. Yo momma's so stupid, even meesa's thinkin' she dumb.
3. Yo mamma's so fat the Hutt women hang out with her to look thin.
2. Yo mamma's so stupid she can't calculate the trajectory for the jump to hyperspace.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thinks Area 51 is an 80s rock band.

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