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Tuesday, October 25 12:00 AM EDT

Signs Your Significant Other is Cheating on You with a Geek

11. Flowers arrive with a card that reads "To my preciouss."
10. You find a pair of pointy ears in the "sex toys" box.
9. Windows doesn't lock-up when you run Real Player any more.
8. To allay suspicions, your significant other tries the Jedi Mind Trick
7. Googling your name turns up a domain called www.imdoing(your significant other's name).com
6. All the clocks in the house are synchronized to the correct time.
5. Your D & D buddies chuckle every time you say "I'm casting magic missile at the nymph."
4. You find a pair of cargo pants in the laundry hamper.
3. You come home early and find your significant other using the computer
2. Your significant other laughs when you tell a Microsoft joke.
1. You find "Wookiee Crumbs" in bed.

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