Top 11
Top 11 Things Geeks Would Do After Being Rescued from a Mine
How White and Nerdy Are You?
Bush Proposes Faith- Based Firewalls for Government Computers
Microsoft Purchases Evil From Satan
Slashdot Story Generator
Which OS Are You?
Teen Using MySpace to Lure Bands to Los Angeles
The BBook of Geek
Mental Floss
Geek Press
Wil Wheaton
Jonathan Coulton
Jokes Gallery
Funny Pictures
More Links

Tuesday, January 10 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You May Need a New Job Soon

11. The security guards begin wearing body armor.
10. They turn off your computer after 1:00pm to "save on electricity."
9. They move your desk to the basement and take away your red Swingline stapler.
8. You're listed as part as the inventory.
7. Your CEO just fell past your window.
6. Your new business cards now have an expiration date.
5. The cafeteria menus now say "Food May Contain 10% Recycled Content" in tiny letters at the bottom of each page.
4. There's a meeting on the schedule for "Employee Liquidation."
3. The people in Human Resources start acting really nice to you.
2. Your boss asks if your skill set includes cock fighting.
1. Your boss says "Remember, there is no u in team."

Recommend This Story to a Friend
This one goes to 11.

More Top 11 Lists

Follow on Twitter Follow Us on Twitter
Facebook Fan Us on Facebook
Amazon Find the BBook


  Politics Contact FAQs

Copyright 1999-2008 by BBspot LLC
BBspot is a satire news and comedy source and meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, gullible or don't have a sense of humor we suggest you go elsewhere.