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Tuesday, February 14 12:00 AM EDT

Geeky Valentine's Day Gifts

11. Cuddly stuffed penguin holding Bill Gates' heart
10. Shooting Magic Missiles at the darkness
9. Shards of Narsil that, when put together, read "I love you"
8. Saving throw for forgetting Valentine's Day
7. Gift certificate for one week of nobody asking you to fix their computer
6. Squeezable Spock doll that says, "Love long and prosper"
5. A heart-shaped heatsink
4. Princess Leia slave girl lapdance
3. Fiber optic bouquet that spells out love messages in binary
2. Custom Half-Life 2 level with cupids and floating hearts
1. "Cupid shot first" T-Shirt

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