Mar 21 - Apr 19
There's a little black spot on the sun today. Or more accurately you've burned a hole in your retina.
Apr 20 - May 20
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold, but it's actually radioactive. Stay Away!
May 21 - June 21
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? You'll be attending a LARP so it's a little of both.
June 22 - July 22
Gunter glieben glauchen globen. Yeah, the stars don't know what it means either.
July 23 - Aug 22
You gotta keep 'em separated or else they'll explode. That's the first thing you'll learn in chemistry 101.
Aug 23 - Sep 22
We don't need no education. We're just telling the future. Come to think of it, now that your job has been outsourced, you don't really need an education either.
Sep 23 - Oct 23
People are strange when you're a stranger. Especially when you're a naked stranger pounding on their door at 2 am.
Oct 24 - Nov 21
Can't seem to face up to the facts. Tense and nervous. Can't relax. The fact is twenty cups of coffee will do that to you.
Nov 22 - Dec 21
I see trees of green, red roses too. The stars see a not so wonderful world ahead of you. Get off the White House lawn.
Dec 22 - Jan 19
All is quiet on New Year's Day because the IRC server will be down.
Jan 20 - Feb 18
It's hot in, so hot in here. Isn't the server room supposed to be air conditioned? The stars foresee a crash.
Feb 19 - Mar 20
This is where the party ends. The power went out. The Doritos are gone. The LAN party is over.