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Friday, April 21 12:00 AM EDT

Fifth Annual Geek Limerick Contest

By Alyssa Grotton

"One thing women gamers deplore
Is the lack of maidenly rapport.
Yea, long have we gamed
And it's time we proclaimed:
"Must my avatar look like a whore?"

By Seth Brown

Sony's DRM on their CD
Installed malware upon my PC,
Which has made me decide,
Ignore discs they provide;
It's much safer to get songs for free.

By Howard Spindel

There once was a hacker, obsessed,
With the writing of lim'ricks to jest
About modem transmissions
And signal transitions,
'Cause a lim'rick that's baudy's the best.

By Howard Spindel

The government's seeking to know
If I'm surfing, just where did I go?
Stop the porn, stop the terror.
They can shove it and ... ERROR.

By Michael Coyne

Leia, early on, had me sold,
And now that the story's all told,
I have only one question
About the whole 6-part session,
Why no Padme in bikini of gold?

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