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By Alyssa Grotton
"One thing women gamers deplore
Is the lack of maidenly rapport.
Yea, long have we gamed
And it's time we proclaimed:
"Must my avatar look like a whore?"
By Seth Brown
Sony's DRM on their CD
Installed malware upon my PC,
Which has made me decide,
Ignore discs they provide;
It's much safer to get songs for free.
By Howard Spindel
There once was a hacker, obsessed,
With the writing of lim'ricks to jest
About modem transmissions
And signal transitions,
'Cause a lim'rick that's baudy's the best.
By Howard Spindel
The government's seeking to know
If I'm surfing, just where did I go?
Stop the porn, stop the terror.
They can shove it and ... ERROR.
DELETED BY CARNIVORE. (D'OH!)
By Michael Coyne
Leia, early on, had me sold,
And now that the story's all told,
I have only one question
About the whole 6-part session,
Why no Padme in bikini of gold?
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