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Tuesday, May 30 12:00 AM EDT

Signs You've Gone Too Far Cooling Your Computer

11. Boeing contacts you when their wind tunnel is broken.
10. You spend more on liquid nitrogen than you spend for rent.
9. A break in the water cooler line floods the basement.
8. You have to purchase bigger speakers to hear over the fan noise.
7. Zalman flies you to Vegas once a month for being such a good customer.
6. The kids are using the heat pipes as a cave to play in.
5. The cooling fans are causing your desk to hover.
4. After seeing The Empire Strikes Back you investigate how to get your computer encased in carbonite.
3. You fantasize about operating your computer in the cold of deep space.
2. Ice cream left overnight in your office has not melted.
1. You're causing the Sun to dim.

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