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Tuesday, July 11 12:00 AM EDT

Signs Your Computer Was Drinking Last Night

by Kurt

11. Everything you saved the night before, your computer has forgotten.
10. It keeps hurling out ever CD you put into it.
9. The computer monitor dims a little every time you click the mouse.
8. Your sound card plays everything at half the speed it should.
7. All error messages read: "A serious error has occured. If you get me through this, I promise I'll never do it again."
6. Your computer automatically adds "I love you man" to your email signature.
5. When playing an MP3, you can hear someone in the background singing karaoke.
4. Whenever you start your computer, it comes up with a message saying, "Firewall?! We don't need no steenking firewall."
3. No matter how you position it, your computer slowly slides off your desk.
2. Your "Start" button changes to "Get 'r Done"
1. You go in the next morning and there's some strange modem lying by your computer.

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