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Top 11 Reasons to Become a Visual Basic Programmer
By Jim Reynolds
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| 11. |
When competing for a job, most of the other applicants can't speak English. |
| 10. |
After 2-3 years experience, you are considered a "senior" developer. |
| 9. |
You get to make fun of MS Access developers. Hey, at least there's somebody worse off than you. |
| 8. |
If something you made doesn't work, you can always blame Microsoft. |
| 7. |
No formal education required, just ability to click NEXT in the wizard. |
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You never have to worry about maintaining code because it will just be rewritten. |
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You won't have to buy a new wardrobe. Khakis and polos are as good as it gets. |
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Visual Basic 2005 Express Edition comes with a "Blackjack Card Game
Starter Kit" |
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Almost everything you need to know is in the "Complete Idiots Guide." |
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On your resume, you can include beta testing for SOE and NCSoft 3. No one knows what you do. Make them think its important. |
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Get your diploma and start your career half-way through junior high! |
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