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Tuesday, September 12 12:00 AM EDT

Signs Your SysAdmin May Not Be Up to the Task

11. His root pw is "human", not "god."
10. The firewall is set on the "open barn door" setting
9. He wears a badge every day that says, "Hi my name is Jack and I'm MCSE certified."
8. His resume says that he "likes to dabble in computers."
7. The server is connected to the rest of the network through a 64-bit WEP encrypted 802.11g access point with no MAC address filtering.
6. He set up the network as a Windows Workgroup.
5. He has a modem set up and telnet running so he can dial in from home.
4. He has his ATM password tatooed on his palm.
3. He's got every "for dummies" book ever written.
2. When you call him with a network problem, he answers right away.
1. He keeps calling the router a "rudder."

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