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Thursday, October 5 12:00 AM ET

BBspot Mailbag

Now you too can enjoy my Inbox without the annoying spam. Every week I get some amazing e-mail. Some amazing because of the sheer cluelessness of the sender, some because of the time and energy that went into crafting them and some are just simply amazing.


The Nigerian Billionaire snags another...

Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2006 2:26 PM
Subject: Would like more information about a story your wrote. Please & Thank you.

You wrote a story about,

Lagos, Nigeria - Nigerian billionaire Esenam Ayele wants to share his millions with the rest of the world, but he's having trouble finding takers. I would please like the address of this person or email or please give them mine thank you.. Very Much.

I knew something was wrong with the emailer the moment I saw the purple comic sans font.

Zune Vs. iPod

One BBspotter took issue with our iPod vs. Zune showdown...
Sent: Thursday, September 28, 2006 12:44 PM
Subject: iPod vs. Zune review...

iPod 3-2 over Zune? Gee, what a surprise! We all know you hate Microsoft. The review was rigged, I tell ya, rigged! I'll bet you paid somebody over at to rig the results of the virtual coin flip! Come on, admit it!

I gotta give you the one about the domain names, though...

Sure, what do you expect from somebody who has a email address?

Geek Pr0n

A couple of BBspotters wrote in with suggestion for more geek porn names for our Top 11 list...

From: Ty
Sent: Tuesday, September 26, 2006 12:50 PM
To: Brian Briggs
Subject: Top 11 Geek Porn Names

Oh my fucking god! This is AWESOME!!! One of my favorite mental games is to come up with humorous names of porn stars and movie titles!

I must admit the geek theme was one angle I hadn't thought of but now that it has been brought to my attention I am compelled to contribute.

Mount N. Dewme.


From: Drew
Sent: Sunday, October 01, 2006 10:20 PM
Subject: Geek Porn Names

You forgot the best geek porn name of all, and it belongs to a real actor believe it or not: Root Loggins.

Weekly Limerick

The winner of this year's Geek Limerick contest has volunteered to write a weekly limerick for BBspot. I haven't decided where to put it yet, so this week's I'll put in the Mailbag...

From: Seth

Many batteries Sony has made
Seem to act like a match or grenade.
 Thinkpads burn once installed,
 Dell and Apple recalled.
Sony's new plan? The firewall trade.

That's all for this week!

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